So I bought a welches cranberry juice out of one of those infernal vending machines at work today and I goto open the bottle and guess what happens?(did I say and too much there)

Theres a jagged piece of plastic on the bottle and it rips open my palm.

Im going to write welches about it. I would appritiate any suggestions you have for the scathing email.

Dammit they owe me free juice.