Wife: Who do you put down as your emergency contact?
Me: You. Who else would I ever put.
Wife: Tee Hee Hee. I thought about that today.
Me: Who do you put down as your emergency contact!?!
Wife: Tee Hee Hee My Mom.
Me: Bitch.
Wife: It wont happen again. Tee Hee Hee.
Me: All this time I thought you were a good spouse too.
Wife: Tee Hee Hee.