I guess its not professional for me to tell a windows media player update dialog box to suck my wang. (according to the girl who sits in the cube next to me)

However, Ill also call that MS word paperclip guy a motherf*cker. Wait till she hears that.


Oh yeah and all you bloggers should be signing up for free gmail! (1GB of file storage!?!!? Can it be true!?!? Well it is!)