Email from the receptionist-type admin in my building:

An Associate discovered 4 slices of pizza stashed in one of the cabinets above the sink in the UTC cafeteria. If it is yours, please remove them. If they are not removed within an hour, I will instruct Irene to trash them tonight. In the future, if you wish to store any type of food, it should be stored in the refrigerator and NOT in the cabinet. Thank you.

Thank goodness I store all my food in my desk drawers.

I like to collect hardened pastries and confectionaries.

I wonder who the pizza collector is...I should mention to them that they should move their hobby closer to home. That way the establishment cant stamp the life out of it.