Maybe you heard.

I have 5 days off! Say it with me 5 days off! Yeah 5 days off.

Anyway I'm on my way home and its like -500 degrees with the wind chill, and when I get home. I'm stuck in the van.


I'm not stuck in the snow. There's some strange golden retriever circling the vehicle.

I could have made a break for it, yeah. I also could of tried to make nice with the frozen puppy dog.

But I have a rule not to mess with strange dogs...I've been bitten too many times. I decided to wait until it turned into a dog-cicle. It wandered off after about 5 minutes.