My Night Summed Up
Well, Some crazy 26 year old Japanese schoolteacher started IMing me out of nowhere last night. I talked to her until about 7:30. She was VERY nice, even if her English wasn't quite perfect. Apparently when Im here(here being at work) at 6:30PM its 8:30AM in Japan. She was having coffee and preparing lesson plans for when her and her students go back to class.
How do these people always find me?
When I got home my girlfriend was watching that stupid "Las Vegas" show. If you've never seen it, let me tell you, the highlight is the opening music. Ill share what I saw while mostly playing Civilization 3.
The casino boss (who is a retired gangster I guess) gets kidnapped in the beginning (I missed this part) by a dyslexic plumber who he had previously fired for installing the H and C water faucets backwards all over the casino(you don't learn that until later). So the guy keeps the mobster/casino boss in a bath tub and beats him with a stick for about a day while waiting for the x-marine guy to come up with the cash. Meanwhile blaming the mobster/casino boss for all his problems. Most notably for losing custody of his daughter.
you're following me here?
Well, anyway, x-marine guy pays the cash and dyslexic plumber guy hits the mobster/casino boss with his stick a few more times. Mobster/Casino boss guy then says "Your dead...blah blah blah...When I get out of here your dead...la tee da...Im gonna find you and get you...", Well plumber guy beans him with the stick in the noggin and then everything goes black...
...Its 6 hours later and x-marine guy is showing up in the room where mob boss is being held. (heres where the writing really goes south)
They go back to the casino where Mobster/Casino boss guy's daughter is waiting for them. She wants the x-marine dude to go see Duran Duran with her...Like...Um...Right now...
"is that ok with you boss?" he says to the mobster/casino boss.
"sure, go have fun! We can take care of me being kidnapped 2morrow!"-I shit you not. That's what he says.
Well then x-marine and mobster/casino boss's daughter goto Duran Duran. Mob guy is poring over his records, meanwhile, to find the dyslexic plumber he crap canned. Low and behold he finds him.
So he shows up at the plumber's house with a bat and a cane(which hes been kinda gimping on ever since he was released). And he gives the plumber the bat, then the dyslexic plumber comes at him. Well him and dude fight for a few minutes but the mobster/casino guy is going all bruce lee with his cane and just destroying the plumber(forget that hes like 65 and gimping from being beat on in a bathtub all day. Hes stomping the plumber).
Well plumber dude goes down. (Did I mention that Duran Duran was playing during the "fight scene", It was) Then Mobster/Casino boss guy starts choking him with his cane.
But then...Just as the plumber is about to die the Mobster/Casino boss guy looks over at the night table. There's a picture of the plumber's daughter all smiling over at him choking the shit out of her dad.
So he lets the guy go and leaves the room without even taking the ransom money.
THE END
What a steaming pile of crap.
After that I did a bunch of laundry and went to bed.
Well, Some crazy 26 year old Japanese schoolteacher started IMing me out of nowhere last night. I talked to her until about 7:30. She was VERY nice, even if her English wasn't quite perfect. Apparently when Im here(here being at work) at 6:30PM its 8:30AM in Japan. She was having coffee and preparing lesson plans for when her and her students go back to class.
How do these people always find me?
When I got home my girlfriend was watching that stupid "Las Vegas" show. If you've never seen it, let me tell you, the highlight is the opening music. Ill share what I saw while mostly playing Civilization 3.
The casino boss (who is a retired gangster I guess) gets kidnapped in the beginning (I missed this part) by a dyslexic plumber who he had previously fired for installing the H and C water faucets backwards all over the casino(you don't learn that until later). So the guy keeps the mobster/casino boss in a bath tub and beats him with a stick for about a day while waiting for the x-marine guy to come up with the cash. Meanwhile blaming the mobster/casino boss for all his problems. Most notably for losing custody of his daughter.
you're following me here?
Well, anyway, x-marine guy pays the cash and dyslexic plumber guy hits the mobster/casino boss with his stick a few more times. Mobster/Casino boss guy then says "Your dead...blah blah blah...When I get out of here your dead...la tee da...Im gonna find you and get you...", Well plumber guy beans him with the stick in the noggin and then everything goes black...
...Its 6 hours later and x-marine guy is showing up in the room where mob boss is being held. (heres where the writing really goes south)
They go back to the casino where Mobster/Casino boss guy's daughter is waiting for them. She wants the x-marine dude to go see Duran Duran with her...Like...Um...Right now...
"is that ok with you boss?" he says to the mobster/casino boss.
"sure, go have fun! We can take care of me being kidnapped 2morrow!"-I shit you not. That's what he says.
Well then x-marine and mobster/casino boss's daughter goto Duran Duran. Mob guy is poring over his records, meanwhile, to find the dyslexic plumber he crap canned. Low and behold he finds him.
So he shows up at the plumber's house with a bat and a cane(which hes been kinda gimping on ever since he was released). And he gives the plumber the bat, then the dyslexic plumber comes at him. Well him and dude fight for a few minutes but the mobster/casino guy is going all bruce lee with his cane and just destroying the plumber(forget that hes like 65 and gimping from being beat on in a bathtub all day. Hes stomping the plumber).
Well plumber dude goes down. (Did I mention that Duran Duran was playing during the "fight scene", It was) Then Mobster/Casino boss guy starts choking him with his cane.
But then...Just as the plumber is about to die the Mobster/Casino boss guy looks over at the night table. There's a picture of the plumber's daughter all smiling over at him choking the shit out of her dad.
So he lets the guy go and leaves the room without even taking the ransom money.
THE END
What a steaming pile of crap.
After that I did a bunch of laundry and went to bed.
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