Last night was Melissa's elementary school program(Shes 8).

In general I hate school programs, always have, even when I was in them.

But I went. :^P

The piece she was in was called "Lighten Up" and it was a musical medly with some jokes stuffed into the side.

About the only one I laughed at was:

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

...A headbanger.