This morning 6:50 AM

Me: Honey, Your not wearing any pants FYI.
Wife(Barely Awake):Huh? Im wearing pants? Why did you wake me up?
Me: I wanted to make sure you were aware in case a kid came in here this morning. You arent wearing ay clothes.
Wife:Well! What happened to my clothes? I WAS wearing clothes!
Me:I know, beats me. But thats ok...you dont need clothes to lay here with me for 10 minutes before I get the kids up. Ill be good.
Wife:I just dont understand how this happened...
Me: Me niether. But its sorta nice, isnt it?
Wife:ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ