Me (at 6:50 AM):HMMMMMM, the alarm clock isnt going off.
Me (at 7:01): Still no alarm...HMMM
Me (at 7:10): Well I guess Ill go wake up the kids, lets look and see whats wrong with this alarm first.
Me: oh mystery solved. Its set for 9:00.
Wife (waking up out of nowhere):OH IM SO SORRY! IM SORRY! I RESET IT YESTERDAY! IM SORRY! IM SORRY!
ME:Honey, its ok...I got up at the right time anyway.
Wife: IM SORRY! IM SORRY!
Me: Honey, go back to sleep. You obviously dont know whats going on. Which is everyone getting up on time. I love you. Sleep.
Wife:IM SORRY! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ