OK...I am adjusting blogging schedule to nazi-ish new corporate big brother internet eyeball on me.

:^P

I heard these 2 jokes from the kids tonight at the dinner table:

Melissa:

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

John:

So a teacher, a lawyer and a petty theif goto heaven. And st. peter is there, and st. peter says to them, "Its gettin kinda crowded in there guys, soooo nowadays you have to answer a question to get in."

They all agree that they really have no choice and ask st. peter to continue.

st. peter turns to the teacher and says, "what was the name of the boat that was supposedly unsinkable but actuallyhit an iceburg and sunk in 1912?"

the teacher says, "easy, thats the titanic"

st peter opens the gates and lets her in, then he turns to the petty thief, "How many people died in that wreck?"

the petty theif says, "well thats a toughy, but I saw the movie so I know the answer, heh heh, 1523."

st peter once again opens the gates to heaven and the petty theif smiles, waves to the lawyer and walks through.

st peter then turns to the lawyer, "ok, your turn, name those people."