Me: In AZ its gonna be like 80 today.
John(14): Im jealous of them, we should move there.
Me: You wouldnt like it after the global warming hits.
John: Global warming is a government conspiracy to make you use less gas and curb littering.
Me: you dont believe in that stuff huh?
John: Nah.
Me: What about the disapearing glaciers and all that?
John: Its natural, they'll come back, really they got nowhere else to go.