So I was in a security meeting and...
Me: Yeah I had to turn my home network into IPX/SPX with only my own machine and the one in the living room running TCP/IP due to the fact I caught the 12 year old and the 14 year old surfing porn.
Network Analyst Manager:oh?
Me: Yeah so then I guess the kids were messing around with the networking and trying to get the internet back and now they have completely blown up the boxes to the point where I need to rebuild them this weekend. No matter what I do they are looking for domain controllers.
Network Analyst Manger: Do you have any servers?
Me: No, my GF is already about riot over the 6 PCs I have set up at home.
Network Analyst Manager: At least the kids are getting an education.
Me: Yeah.
A Network Analyst in the Meeting: Yeah, an education in porn.
Me: Yeah I had to turn my home network into IPX/SPX with only my own machine and the one in the living room running TCP/IP due to the fact I caught the 12 year old and the 14 year old surfing porn.
Network Analyst Manager:oh?
Me: Yeah so then I guess the kids were messing around with the networking and trying to get the internet back and now they have completely blown up the boxes to the point where I need to rebuild them this weekend. No matter what I do they are looking for domain controllers.
Network Analyst Manger: Do you have any servers?
Me: No, my GF is already about riot over the 6 PCs I have set up at home.
Network Analyst Manager: At least the kids are getting an education.
Me: Yeah.
A Network Analyst in the Meeting: Yeah, an education in porn.
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