Plan of revenge against my neighbor ass Ive rejected:

Poisoning his dog
Sugaring his gas tank
Using a BB gun on his windows
Driving through his yard with a big ass truck
Writing nasty words in lie on his yard
Dead fish in his car
Slashing his tires
Keying his car
Smashing his gazebo with a baseball bat
Calling him in to the authorities as a child molester

I guess Ill just pray for his destruction.

That bastard.