OMG

There is a reason they are called breakfast borritos people!

Whatever you do dont eat 2 pounds of eggs, sausage, chiles and cheese for dinner.

That was the mistake I made last night. Scrambled up 24 eggs and sat down with the fam for a big yummy dinner of borritos. It was yummy yes.

But today I feel like Im going to float away.

And if you find yourself behind me in a hallway or I sit down at your desk to fix your computer...

JUST GET AWAY! GET AWAY!