I am feeling MUCHO BETTER today. :^) I slept alot of yesterday away and while I still have some stuffyness and Im alittle horse, I feel almost back to normal.

Score.

In other news I ate a bunch of Cucumber and Jalepeno Boneless Porkchop Sandwiches yesterday. They are my new 2nd favorite thing in the whole world (The first? My wife.) I highly recommend you try it...Just skin and slice a cucumber and top a boneless porkchop with that and Jalepenos, slap it in some bread and there you go: HEAVEN (The jalepenos dont have to be fresh, I use jarred)...OOOOOO It is sooo yummy, like a whole new flavor. MMMMM

Also did you know Virgin wants to put hotels in space? Yeah its true, they are already selling tickets for "for fun" space flights....

Check it out here (then come back and comment!) Tell you what, Im not gonna be caught dead up there. Im staying right down here...Hell I dont like flying on conventional aircraft.

Everyone have a good friday and a nice weekend.

Well, maybe the impending doom hit.

Im sick as a dog. My throat is all swollen and raw and tasting like blood.

Worse yet one of my coworkers is scheduled out all week and I didnt want to leave the rest if my coworkers high and dry by calling in sick.

So here I am...

Wish me luck.

Ive had the most horrible feeling of impending doom pretty much constantly for the past 2 months.

Ugh...Its horrible.

I wont be medicated for it.

But I feel like Im losing my mind.

You know what I really hate?

Waking up in the morning for work in complete darkness.

I want to keep sleeping when its dark, call me crazy. Also its going to get worse with the daylight savings crap approaching(Another thing I hate).

I guess we have to learn to accept these things.

Ack, school lunches are KILLING ME!

$2.35 per kid
X4
=$9.40 per day
X20
=$188.00 per month.

Thats insanity. When I was in schoool, that crap was 60 cents a day.

:^(

In other news dont eat polish sausages covered with chile. The gas is killer.

I love my wife she is so cute and she gives me all the answers I cant find elsewhere and she is caring and worrys about me and keeps my fridge full of soda pop and generally I am not wanting for anything because of her.

:^)

You should all be so lucky to have a wife like that!

:^)

I have the day off today! YAY!

I cant sleep in anymore, I just wake up like some old person at 5:30 in the am.

Also my wife fell down the stairs this morning (Shes ok, just alittle whiney)

And its hard to blog and eat doughnuts at the same time :^P

I hope everyone has a nice weekend.

Lets see...Busy day today...

9th grade football tonight...Another kid has gun safety, run run run...

Kids, I tell you theyre a pain. Dont have them...

Certainly dont have 4.

But I love them...They are so cute.

Well Melissa is cute...

Sometimes

You have to let go and let things happen.

I need to learn to do that more.

Have a good day!

Did you know that the north atlantic right whale is going extinct?

Ok so maybe you guessed that...But do you know why?

Its because they are run over by transatlantic shipping... .8 of them a year...Theres only an estimated 200 left...And we are running them down...

The people in charge of the ships know when the whales are going to be in their way but they cant slow the boats down because they would lose money...

So we just keep running them over...

Its sad...

We need to stop this ASAP people. Its totally senseless.

Had a tiff with my wife over the weekend.

Cried for about 7 hours.

:^(

What the pope quoted:

"Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached."

What the pope Should have quoted:

"Show me just what Muhammad brought that was new"

Sheesh!

Highway- Greg Graffin

Tired old man you're a wastin' slowly battling grey and blue,
Built your empire as a shell so nobody prays on you,
Remember when you were fresh and bitter like a blossom in its bud?
Struggle to keep the memories free from the sweat and blood,
Just to generalize, you sleep and you rise, you fail to recognize,
Like the Red Queen, you're running out of steam every mile,
The highway of denial

What a funny way to spend the day like a farmer deep in debt,
Tending to the coming harvest, ever trying to forget,
Don't you feel like you wanna run away from the mess that you've begun?
Now that they won't let you make it up as you go along,
Just to generalize, you sleep and you rise, you fail to recognize,
Like the Red Queen, you're runnin' out of steam every mile,
The highway of denial

Im scared.

Im scared for myself, and Im scared for everyone else.

Where are we heading?

Whats sustaining us now?

I dont wanna hide under the covers and shiver until death lays his hand upon me. And I dont wanna hide under my covers and wonder when its gonna be your time to go too. Or my wife, my kids, or in fact the entire human race.

Where are we heading?

Whats sustaining us now?

Im scared.

Everyone at my house is now seeming well.

:^)

Also my pickles are driving me crazy! I cant wait to open and eat them!

This video cracks me up. Grats Dan Moore for sending me the link.

The coughing up blood thing must have been a bug, because today I have a kid with a sore throat.

:^(

I hope all of you remain healthy...

I was coughing up blood this morning.

Funny how that never happened until I quit smoking.

Waiting For Godot

It would be nice if we tried alittle harder to lift each other up.

Instead of tearing one another down.

I had a dream last night that I shit 1000 cockroaches. They were alive too. I went to the bathroom(#2) got up and there they were. The funny thing is, it wasnt a nightmare, just a dream.

Also I made a gallon of homemade dill pickles. It will be ready around thanksgiving if anyone is interested in trying some.

Have a nice day. :^)

I sometimes catch myself thinking that the lack of space aliens around here proves the existence of God, my divine everlasting soul, and that Anthropic principle I was talking about last week or whenever that was.

Too bad this guy has a different explanation of why Im not being butt probed or zapped with disintegration rays.

http://www.seedmagazine.com/news/2006/05/why_we_havent_met_any_aliens.php

If you ever wondered what its like being me (Even I wonder sometimes...) here is a brief animation I made about it about sometime ago

If you are wondering what to get me for xmas then how about the "Cold as the Clay" album by Greg Graffin.

Thanks for considering it.

Do you ever feel like God cast you away and into this world all alone, like a prison in order to find your way back to him.

I have been feeling like that lately.

In other news I forgot my password one time in 10 years aint so bad I guess. Way better than par.

Turns out I am human after all.

Have a good day!

Well, I took the day off because its the kids' first day of school.

I like to see their shining faces when they get home :^)