Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Everyone has heard this song. But I was thinking of it as a societal statement.

It's poetry in motion
she turned her tender eyes to me
as deep as any ocean
as sweet as any harmony
mm - but she blinded me with science
"she blinded me with science!"
and failed me in biology
When I'm dancing close to her
"blinding me with science - science!"
I can smell the chemicals
"blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
"Science!"
mm - but it's poetry in motion
and when she turned her eyes to me
as deep as any ocean
as sweet as any harmony
mm - but she blinded me with science
and failed me in geometry
When she's dancing next to me
"blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
I can hear machinery
"blinding me with science - science!"
"Science!"
It's poetry in motion
and now she's making love to me
the spheres're in commotion
the elements in harmony
she blinded me with science
"she blinded me with science!"
and hit me with technology
"good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!"
I -
I don't believe it!
there she goes again!
she's tidied up, and I can't find anything!
all my tubes and wires
and careful notes
and antiquated notions
but! - it's poetry in motion
and when she turned her eyes to me
as deep as any ocean
as sweet as any harmony
mm - but she blinded me with science
"she blinded me with - with science!"
she blinded me with -
Well, I have a giant snowstorm coming my way, supposed to be 12-18 inches by friday.

When will summer come already!?

UGH!

I want to walk around in shorts and eat bar-b-q's and go swimming and have the 4th of july and listen to my wife complain that I havent hooked up the air conditioning yet.

Oh when will it be? It seems like this winter is taking forever.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

ALARM STARTS SOUNDING---BEEP---BEEP----BEEP---

Me: Honey, can you hit the snooze button?
BEEP---BEEP---BEEP
Wife: Huh?
BEEP---BEEP---BEEP
Me: The snooze button?
BEEP---BEEP---BEEP
Wife: What do you want me to do?
BEEP---BEEP---BEEP
Me: The snooze button! We go through this every morning?!!!
Wife finally hits snooze button
Wife: Jeez, you dont have to yell at me!

Monday, February 26, 2007

F' Armageddon this is Hell

There's people out there that say I'm no good,
'Cause I don't believe the things that I should,
And when the final conflict comes, I'll be so sorry I did wrong,
And hope and pray that our lord god will think I'm good.

Countries manufacture bombs and guns
To kill your brother for something that he hasn't even done.
Smog is ruining my lungs, but they aren't sorry they've done wrong,
They hide behind their lies that they're helping everyone.

In the end the good will go to heaven up above,
The bad will perish in the depths of hell.
How can hell be any worse when life alone is such a curse?

Fuck Armageddon, this is hell [x3]

We're living in the denoument of the battle's gripping awe,
So what's the use of being good to satisfy them all?

How could hell be any worse? Life alone is such a curse!
Fuck Armageddon, this is hell [x5]
Well we got more than a foot of snow over the weekend.

AND THE CITY OF BRAINERD SUCKS!

My road is the only one in town not ploughed. LIKE WTF?!

Then later they will tow my cars after I move them back onto the street and tell me its my fault that they got towed (I moved them and parked them a block away for the past 2 days.)

UGH

Also I am in a really bad mood.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Where do they come from? I dont know...I would ask but they obviously have no idea how they got my name. :^(

[17:24] GossipButterflyQ: whos this?
[17:24] canopenno: I give up, who is it?
[17:24] GossipButterflyQ: i asked first
[17:25] canopenno: the answer to such a question on aim is pointless
[17:25] canopenno: Im sure you dont know me
[17:25] canopenno: but somehow I made it to your contact list
[17:25] GossipButterflyQ: ok then what school do u go to?
[17:25] canopenno: I dont goto school, I have one of those job things instead
[17:25] canopenno: its horrible too
[17:26] GossipButterflyQ: cool
[17:26] GossipButterflyQ: buh bi
[17:26] canopenno: uhuh
No new news or philosophical questions today.

Instead Im posting a link to a game where you are fending off zombies eternally.

Its kinda like working on a helpdesk.

Not really.

Boxhead-More-Rooms

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Well, News first. Philosophy second.

The VP who pretty much fired everyone I knew and liked at my corporation got the ax today.

Im not unhappy about it.

I know who always halved the raise my immediate bosses recommended for me and wrote his initials by it.

Couldnt have happened to a nicer guy.

Thats the news, heres the philosophy:

I was having an argument with my friend last night over perception. I said it was invalid, useless and frustrating. And that no perception of anything was completely valid, therefor no perception was valid and it was all a trick of the mind.

He said perception is EVERYTHING and it was a useful tool to control yourself and others.

I countered with my knowing that my perception is skewed gives me power over it not to be manipulated, even by myself. And that I would rather see things as they "truly are" although I never will be able to.

What side of the fence are you on about all this?

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

I can tell Im going to be pulling my hair out all day.

See, theres only 3 of us working here anymore.

Theres 4 buildings, and a phone that needs to be constantly answered.

I am about to walk out and tell them to F off.

This is ridiculous.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Lots of stuff to talk about today.

I tricked my wife last week into not buying me anything for Valentines day, I told her, "Lets not get anything for each other, we are kinda broke anyway, and you know I love you. Its kinda unnessasry." she aggreed.

HAHAHA in your face wife! I bought you Flowers and a card and brought you lunch!!!

HAHAHAHA

marraige is a constant battle for moral supremacy and yesterday I came out ahead.

:^)

Also I have tomorrow off. That will be nice. Hopefully my wife has enough guilt to get up and take the kids to school. (I am trying hard)

HEE HEE.

Also I was thinking of creating a fake blogger ID, I could be some hot chick, post stuff I would never normally say, not have it associated with me at all, and never get any blogger fallout from people I know in real life.

Would be cool. Maybe Ill do that. maybe not. Im pretty lazy most of the time and I have a pile of computers to fix from poeple who just drop them off at my front door, unsolicited (I kid you not). Some of them I dont even know what is wrong with them.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

People keep on learnin
Soldiers keep on warrin
World keep on turnin
Cause it wont be too long

Powers keep on lyin
While your people keep on dyin
World keep on turnin
Cause it wont be too long

Im so darn glad he let me try it again
Cause my last time on earth I lived a whole world of sin
Im so glad that I know more than I knew then
Gonna keep on tryin
Till I reach the highest ground

Teachers keep on teachin
Preachers keep on preachin
World keep on turnin
Cause it wont be too long
Oh no

Lovers keep on lovin
Believers keep on believin
Sleepers just stop sleepin
Cause it wont be too long
Oh no

Im so glad that he let me try it again
Cause my last time on earth I lived a whole world of sin
Im so glad that I know more than I knew then
Gonna keep on tryin
Till I reach my highest ground...whew!
Till I reach my highest ground
No ones gonna bring me down
Oh no
Till I reach my highest ground
Dont you let nobody bring you down (theyll sho nuff try)
God is gonna show you higher ground
Hes the only friend you have around

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Im sorry, I suck.

I have been lazy and for no better reason than I am lazy.

I didnt take or post pictures.

I didnt post at all yesterday.

Maybe Im sorta depressed. I am really busy all the time.

I hate having to come home from working a 9 hour day and make dinner and do dishes and correct homework.

I am a whiner.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Nothing can beat an afternoon nap on your lunch break.

I am going to take one now.

Maybe Ill post some pics over the weekend.

Hope everyone has a nice enjoyable time over the next few days.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Sorry I didnt make it to blogger yesterday. I was too busy getting torn apart and crying over my job (which I hate)

But anyway.

Its still sub zero here.

No other new news to report.

Except I got a couple of links for you

Goto the geico cavemans party there is some good tunes (I liked them) and they have all the recipes the gieco caveman likes to eat.

AND

a really fun game! Based on warcraft tower defense, Ive been wasting time palying this. I beat it last night. Have fun.

I hope everyone has a good day.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Well its still freeazing cold here.

I called the bank today. Turns out I have a bunch more money than I thought I did so then I called my wife

Me: Hi, if your husband doesnt find out Ill take you to dinner tomorrow night, your choice as to where.

Wife: My husband?

Me: Yeah, I heard he had an anger problem so I dont want to make him mad, he might beat me up.

Wife: Yeah he does. But what about my kids?

Me: You can bring them along, after all they should hold no allience to him. Hes not even their real dad. So we should be fine there. Right?

Give it some thought. Pick you up tomorrow night.

Monday, February 05, 2007

My pipes in my kitchen have frozen the past 3 days. So There I am with the blowdryer thawing them out.

Ugh.

What a nightmare.

Relief from this bone chilling -20 degree weather should come on thursday.

I cant wait.

Friday, February 02, 2007

Well, I was going to blog about how Moodkiller, my coworker, was leaving today. Yeah this is his last day at the corporation I work for.

Lucky guy.

I wish him well, and I am sure this new job will bring alot of good things his way and he will learn some valuable lessons there too.

This is good.

WHAT NOT SO GOOD IS MY VEHICLES WONT START THIS MORNING, its appearently too cold (-15) and they both just go rrrrr rrrrr rrrrrrr until the battery gives out.

Ill try again at 9 and see if its warm enough to get them going then.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Why is it that my wife can be as crabby as she likes as often as she likes and I say "thats ok honey, I still love you anyway", and give her hugs and kisses and make her feel better.

BUT

If Im crabby then its all my fault. I get no comforting. Last night I actually got the silent treatment when I tried to apologize for yelling at her for poking me in the belly button. (She cut it with her fingernail the other day when she was poking me in it, so I REALLY dont want it poked until the scab is gone).

I am so mad at her for that. (Giving me the silent treatment, not cutting my belly button).

What a jerk.

Next time she is in her raging momzilla-I-Have-PMS-mode and apologizes for being such a moody bitch I am going to ignore the hell out of her instead of telling her that its ok and I love her and giving her a hug.

This is the opposite of emotional progress.

GRRRR and that makes me even madder. To be the bigger person and let it slide and be a nice guy all the time I have to invalidate my own feelings. Lay down and take emotional abuse.

And it is injustice.

:^(