Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Me: Melissa, If your going to be sleeping with no shirt on, from now on you have to have your door shut.

Melissa: How come? What if its hot and I have the fan on?

Me: You still have to have your door shut. No shirt, door shut. Its that simple.

Melissa: Well, the boys can have their doors open when they are sleeping with no shirts...

Me: If thats a question then you just answered it yourself, they are boys, and that is why. Sorry if you think its no fair, but with your 10th birthday coming up this is the way its gonna have to be from now on. Its not open to discussion. No shirt = Door shut.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

I have the worst diarea this morning, My company has this STUPID POLICY where you cant call in the day after a holiday.

They are going to pay the the cleaning bill when I shit all over my cube.

XOXOX

Sunday, May 28, 2006

Interactive Tool: Are You Depressed? - Depression - MSN Health & Fitness

MSN lets you figure out if your depressed or not.

I didnt think I was since I answered questions like how often do I cry with never, but maybe some of you guys cry 7-9 times a week.

Interactive Tool: Are You Depressed? - Depression - MSN Health & Fitness

Friday, May 26, 2006

Bullfighting Video for Spanish 2 Class - Google Video

I found this to be amusing...

And educational.

Bullfighting Video for Spanish 2 Class - Google Video

Thursday, May 25, 2006

I couldnt find the LOST party last night, I had bad directions. There was a 261 address, but all the houses on that block were like 13000. So beats the hell out of me.

I watched it on my dvr when I got home from searching.

Not bad...Not bad...

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

I was out yesterday.

Today Im back and theres only one other person here today.

Im not going to NSC. Ill be holding the fort from over here.

Dont think Im going to make it to Dustin(17)'s award ceremony today. My wife is going to be pissed.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Well, I got my new TV up and running and let me tell you-

AWESOME!

The only complaint I have is that the networks(ABC, NBC, CBS) all look like crap. I suppose because my TV is emulating a low res signal as it doesnt have the low res hardware anymore.

In other uber nerdy news I picked up a +2 impact light mace of true good in DDO for my cleric, Im loving that too.

And my neck feels better today, I think because I slept with no pillow last night, the night before tho it was murder, horrible horrible pain, like my neck was breaking in half.

All gone now tho. :^)

Friday, May 19, 2006

PAYDAY!

All that overtime is paying off now and Im going to buy my new LCD HDTV for my bedroom.

Woot.

Less than 400 bucks

Thursday, May 18, 2006

ACK!

My back is killing me!

Taking pills now...OOOOO Pills...NOW.

In other news I got Johnny both sets of things.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

I was supposed to work late tonight.

But I cant.

I thought Johnny's Birthday party was on friday night. But Appearently its tonight.

I was gonna get him a TV and a DVD player but he is swearing up and down the wall that he would rather have some walkie-talkies.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

I think something is wrong with your church when your talking about that dan brown book in your sermons.

Yeah

Monday, May 15, 2006

What a completely horrible weekend.

First of all I had 90 bucks to last my family from last Thursday until Tuesday and my mother in law and her husband came up sorta unexpectedly. I love them to death (really to death) but man they burn through all my supplies at a stifling rate.(Literally)

Ok moving on.

Yesterday my wife rolls over in bed at about 6:30 and you know what she says to me?

"What did you get my mother for Mothers day?"

I replied, "Huh? what? Nothing. Shes not my mother? What did you get her?"

Well appearently nothing. She says I said I would get her something for her. But the thing is, I swear I didnt, I think she is confusing it with her moms birthday which was a couple of weeks ago. But maybe Im crazy and I cant remember. So I got to feel bad about that all day.

Moving on...

Then, at about 4 yesterday, my wife comes to me while Im doing prep work for the big fish dinner I was making (not deep fat fried, oven broiled with tomatos), and she says to me.

"Think you can get to the tub drain today? Its running pretty slow."

Ok, sure, once I get the fish in I went up there to see what I could do, That was at about 5PM.

Plunge Plunge, alittle better, Here comes my Step-Father-In-Law, a professional plumber, and he grabs my plunger and plunges that drain like nothing Id ever seen before.

Well, he didnt unclog the drain, what he did do was strike oil in my tub drain from the looks of what came up out of it, filth blacker than a nazi officers heart. And twice as smelly as one would be if you exhumed them.

Then things got uber plugged.

So then dinner was ready. I washed my hands about 14 times and even though I was completely put off the food by then I forced myself to eat the mothers-day dinner I was too disgusted to want.

Then I went back to the tub, this was at about 7:30.

My Step-Father-In-Law says we should take the access panel off and get to the trap. I try to tell him that the people who put the plumbing in F'ed it all up. The trap is glued together. Well he doesnt believe me because thats totally insane. Who the hell would do that? You would have to be a complete idiot.

Yeah 15 minutes later he is telling me what idiots they were, as If I didnt know.

I rent from these people.

So at that point he throws up his hands and throws in the towel, going to watch TV.

Too bad that wasnt an option for me. Kids need to bathe. I need to shave in the morning. We cant have the shower drain down. Its just a cant be.

So I plunged, I prayed, I plunged some more, I swore, I prayed, I plunged.

Finally, 10:30...It gave...Water flowed, slowly. But it was flowing.

From there it was just a matter of putting the crystals that fill your house with tear gas down there.

Pop, pop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is. Fixed.

Then it was only another hour of scrubbing the black death tar out of my tub(It was like mud, only it has the consistancy and staying power of ink). Which I did with great zeal and ferver. 3 times as a matter of fact.

By 12:10 my wife took her shower.

I love mothers day.

Friday, May 12, 2006

I woke up this morning.

Went to get out of bed.

BAM!

My wife elbows me square in the nose.

"@(#(&$^*$&%@) Love you honey"

I said.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

If any of you have a chance to buy the new tool album (Instead of pirating it) I would highly recommend it. It comes with this sweet 3-d viewer for all the art. I looked through the damn thing last night for pretty much an hour.


Easily worth 13.95

Buy, Buy, Buy that record.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Hey there, Im back from my big long vacation.

Ahh. I feel totally refreshed.

In other news my wife got poison ivy in her eye last weekend when she went 4 wheeling with her friend.

I tryed to tell her I had a bad feeling about it. But real life turned out just like that patricia arquette show and nobody wanted to listen to the poor misunderstood psychic.

So she is now itchey.

Friday, May 05, 2006

5 hours sleep lst night, no nightmares, I feel great.

Melissa had a field trip today, the charles lindbergh museum. They havent told her about his kid in school tho. Thats regretable.

My wife is going 4 wheeling tomorrow. Ill be staying home and playing either DDO or The Movies. Depending on how I feel.

Otherwise I have no plans for the weekend other than playing some pickle with the kids.

I took monday - tuesday off as well. After all that OT I need a vacation.

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Nightmares, nightmares, nightmares.

I hate nightmares. Problem is, I have them whenever I sleep more than 5 or so hours a night.

Doesnt matter what I eat.
Doesnt matter where I sleep.
If Im sleeping for 6 or more hours Im having nightmares.

Anyone know what todo about that?

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Getting hammered this morning (With calls)

Ugh.

Sometimes being the 1st, 2nd, and third line of defense against computer problems sucks.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Sometimes you wish you had something to blog about when you really dont.

I hate it when that happens.

Monday, May 01, 2006

I remember when I didnt have anything todo on y PC, about 3 months ago.

Boy how things change.

Seems like every Monday Im doing a new video game review these last few weeks.

This week its "THE MOVIES"

I like it. Custom script writing is a GIANT pain in the ass but other than that I really like the Roller Coaster Tycoon aspect of it.

It kinda has that same, sit around and do nothing fun feel of the sims. I wasted about 30 hours this weekend with my 3 studios

Lord Zenu Productions
Mi Gusto Films
El Pollo Moerte Pictures

Fun!