I have been so bored waiting for new torrents to complete that I made some YTMND's

If you wanna go look at them here is a link.

I warn you tho. They are kinda pointless and stupid.

Have a great holiday. :^)

Last night Stephen (16), was hanging up his electronic dart board we got him for Christmas, and after about 45 minutes of him putting holes in the wall upstairs in his bedroom I went up there with some velcro and got it hanged.

But then he needed batteries.

So Im sitting there waiting for him to get the batteries from downstairs. I was watching his TV. Relaxed. I MAY have been picking my nose. I dont know.

Well then I turn around and I am being broadcast via webcam to some girls bedroom!

Im still in shock over it.

Please warn someone when you are running a webcam in your bedroom and they have come to help you hang up a dartboard.

Please.

Hope everyone has a good weekend.

Me: My hands hurt.
Wife: Im sorry honey
Me: Its ok, that which doesnt kill me...
Wife: ...Only makes you stronger, good attitude.
Me: Actually in todays society, that which doesnt kill you, kills you. Sadly.

I am very happy to be home with my own computer. Other peoples computers are alright I guess. But I missed mine.

As far as the angelfish "liputation", Im still waiting for the superior implements to arrive. :^(

The good news is everyone appears very happy withs their presents.

Merry Christmas

I am waiting for my friend to loan me his profession type scalpel set so I can cut my angelfish's giant lip fibrosis off. FUN TIMES.

You know what else is fun. Watching ancient atari commercials. I never knew black and white TV commercials for video games were made. But heres one now.

AMAZING!

Wife: Who do you put down as your emergency contact?
Me: You. Who else would I ever put.
Wife: Tee Hee Hee. I thought about that today.
Me: Who do you put down as your emergency contact!?!
Wife: Tee Hee Hee My Mom.
Me: Bitch.
Wife: It wont happen again. Tee Hee Hee.
Me: All this time I thought you were a good spouse too.
Wife: Tee Hee Hee.

I cant stand waiting to hear back from the college. I want that job so fricken bad. UGH!

Im supposed to hear back from them...

By the end of next week. I cant wait until then.

Too bad I smashed my crystal ball.

I got a temp job to work for the next 3 weeks. Starts 2morrow. At least then Ill be doing something.

STRESS FREAK OUT! Interview is this morning.

Wish me luck.

Im going to go fill out some paperwork and stare at my fishtank now.

Have a great day!

I am sore all over. Groan. Moan.

I need to practice my presentation and go get a hair cut today.

My mother in law keeps a scale on hand and I think I weigh about 208. That means Im down from my previously known weight of 220.

Ive been drinking less pop and I like to think that has something to do with it.

In other news a friend of ours is having some legal problems. They wrote a bad check for 12 dollars in Wadena county and they have an arraignment this morning.

I dont understand how you get arrested for writing a bad 12 dollar check? But OK.

My wife went to the grocer this morning to "Buy a couple hundred dollars worth of creamer"!

:^(

I hate creamer. And its that non dairy soy crapola too! YUCK!

My mother in law was just here.

Totally stressed out and freaking to the point that she was just about screaming when she talked.

She is all stressed out over moving.

Climbing the walls.

It took about 10 minutes for her mania to infect my wife.

Wonderful.

Im doing water changed on my fishes alittle early this week since I wont be around this weekend. Its very calming. Water out. Water in.

Have a great day!

By popular demand:



I might be lazy and not post tomorrow, The kids have a half day and I have a bunch of stuff todo. Like right now I have to go put some braided sweet bread Im making in the oven. My only regret is that it contains no cheese. Condensed milk is the only diary ingredient sadly.

:^) enjoy your day!

Look at this NEW and CLEVER phishing scam!

Nigerian 419 scammers really have a got a great imagination.


Here is an email I got today(but seriously who would fall for this):

From: Ms. Cynthia Chalker
Canada Lottery/Ontario 49 Soccer World Cup 2010 Promotional Draw
1550 Princess Street
Kingston, ON, Canada, K7M 9E3


Attention: Customer AFRSA680
Ref: EAAL/851OYHI/07
Batch No. Ontario 49

WINNING NOTIFICATION

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1 3 15 17 36 49
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, Phone +27 83 766 7098 to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your reference numbers in any correspondences with our designated agents.
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Well, I got an interview for the college job thats local to here.

They want me to give a 5-10 minute presentation on:

Creating a word document with a table.
Saving it to a USB flash drive.

I dont know how you stretch that that out to 5 minutes. But Ill be practicing on my youngest child.

Even tho its so easy that I can do it in about 15 seconds.

B u t I l l h a v e t o g o r e a l l y s l o o o o o o o o o o w.

Thats what I'll be doing next tues.

Wow...Seems like Ive been blogging about the future alot lately I must be clairvoyent. Heh. Have a great day.

I have to help my mother in law move this weekend.

Im not really looking forward to it.

The weather is supposed to be nice, and by nice I mean cloudy and 20+ F.

Which is nicer than its been lately (high of 2 F)

So yeah, Ill be dreading that all week.

Have a good day!

In todays news:

Dead male Rosy Barb! UGH! Im amazed, Yesterday he was winning fights with the other one. However the other male Rosy Barb has gotten quite a bit larger than him. Im sure the constant fighting is what took him out. Now I notice the male who is still alive is getting more aggressive towards the other fish in the tank. But I think I would be signing his death warrent if I bought another male to curb his aggressive nature. I find Rosy Barbs to be not so great community fish. No matter what everything tells me on the internet.

Bleh.

Also my wife is complaining of her aches and pains and I ask her if maybe we couldnt get her bionic reconstruction or transplant her brain into a robot or something.


I applied for another job too. This one is in St. Cloud but the pay is off the charts. Dunno if Ill get it but I do meet the minimum requirements and then some.

Have a great day!

This is the view out of my bedroom window, I like it better in teh summer.

Shoveling snow sucks.

Especially when its in my lease that the landlords are supposed to take care of it.

Yeah right.

I am cold and tired. And its only 10:30.

Im going to go hop in the shower now because Im all sweaty and smelly and I am going to lunch with "the marketing girls", they said they would buy. :^)

So its Chinese buffet for me for lunch today. I only have t clean the foot of snow off my car to get there.

After that I have fish water changes, a mass culling of guppies, dishes. laundry and the normal housewife jizzjazz to take care of.

Hope everyone has a WARM day!

Today is Melissa's(11) winter concert. She tells me she is the closest clarinet to the stage so I should be able to get some good pictures/video of her. She has come along way with that darn clarinet this year. I can now actually recognise the tunes she plays (It used to sound like she was strangling a goose). So I am going to that tonight at about 6.

Also Im going to make some homemade bread and then use it for french toast and bacon and eggs for dinner. The kids seem pretty excited about it. I must admit that homemade bread makes the best french toast.

Hope everyone has a wonderful day!

:^)

I hiked the trek to my car. Which was parked by an elementary school. Got in and took it to get alittle gas, I needed some stuff (Read here pop and smokes) so I figured I might as well kill 2 birds with one stone while moving the car.

I walk in the gas station, the normal brunette girl is working, Her name tag reads Melissa, she says hi to me (Cause I am such a regular there) and waves, I notice theres some dude she is ringing up with a hardees cup.

So I go about my business. Start to grab my pop and all of a sudden someone is just howling at the front of the store.

So I waltz over there and the dude with the hardees cup is doing the croppy flop on the floor by the bug juice display. Howling when he is breathing both in and out.

Poor melissa is staring at him all ashen faced and screaming for the manager. I moved the bug juice display so the dude wouldnt knock it over. The manager dude came out and called 911.

At this point I went and made myself a nice gas station cheddar dog with the yellow mustard I dont really like and some relish. Meanwhile the dude is still thrashing around on the floor although hes not howling anymore.

Then quick as a button the dude sits up and starts opening a pack of smokes that I assume he just bought. I think his idea was that he was going to have one. Well needless to say Melissa, and the manager (his name is Kelly) arent going to have any of that so they start yelling at him that he cant smoke in there. The dude puts the pack of smokes back in his pocket and just sits there blankly staring at the candy display (and let me tell you its not that interesting) for the next 10 minutes while the giant line that formed while he was seizing gets processed.

As the ambulance pulled into the parking lot they took my money and I kinda half ran out of the store. At least he didnt spill that giant hardees pop. And I bet if he had dropped out in the snow it woulda been alot wetter and colder day for him, plus no one would have called an ambulance. On the down side, he didnt look like he could afford the 8 million dollar bill that you get when an ambulance shows up.

We got about 14 inches of snow over the weekend, it started on friday night.

This morning I got up at 8 AM and shoveled out my walk and cars. Then I took the kids sledding. I was going to take a camera but alas all batteries were dead. We had a good time and were thuroughly frozen in about 2 hours. Then we came home and made some sandwiches and had hot chocolate with a ton of marshmellows.

After that I moved my vehicles to a north south street that was already ploughed because the cops around here get all tow happy when there is a "SNOW EMERGENCY!" and I would rather not have millions of dollars in what I believe to be unlawful tow fees on my cars.

Ugh.

Hence my cars are blocks away from my house. I hope they are ok.

Have a nice day!