Friday, April 29, 2005

Friday! Friday! Friday! Not as good as Saturday but still worth getting excited over.

I totally Plagerized this:

I had a Dream
Of Unity.
One where we'd work,
Side by side,
But today I see,
Thats its only me,
Just trying to get by.

Anyone want to guess the author?

Thursday, April 28, 2005

What is the problem with using CAPS all the time FOR STUFF THAT DOESNT NEED CAPPED?!

Prime Example:


Kathy
04/11/2005 08:53 AM
To: Robert Schultz
cc:
Subject: Re: Power Wash

IT'S A MONDAY... PLUS I HAVE THIS TERRIBLE COLD.... SO EVERYTHING WILL BE IN UPPER CAPS TODAY!!! Sorry Robert.



______________________________________________



Robert Schultz
04/11/2005 08:42 AM

To: Kathy
cc:
Subject: Re: Power Wash

OK, YOU DONT NEED TO SAY IT ALL IN CAPS!

THANKS!
ROBERT!


Kathy
04/11/2005 08:38 AM
To: UTC BUILDING
cc:
Subject: Power Wash

JUST A REMINDER - THE NORTH OF THE UTC BUILDING IS BEING WASHED THIS MORNING. THEREFORE, YOU CAN EITHER MOVE YOUR CAR OR LEAVE IT PARKED AS IS !!!

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Did you know that when you smell something it actually interfaces with your brain.

Think about that the next time your coworker farts.

:^P

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Is it really so hard to bring your laptop through an airport? Ive done it. They scan the bag, they scan the laptop separately...Big woop.

So why is it that the CEO or his upper management underlings cannot do it? They would rather waste the IT resources of the company for something that could be completely avoided if they were willing to take an extra 5 minutes at the airport.

And furthermore they waste the resources of the company by purchasing laptops and then using them like desktops.

For a bunch of people who want to save money, and do more with less, they sure dont live their ideal.

:^P

I hate rich people.

You might not think the last statements goes with the rest of the post. But trust me...It does.

Monday, April 25, 2005

I got my NBA JAM 2004 today! (thank you David Chrisinger for finding it somewhere and ordering it for me)

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!

Now I quit renting it every week for 2 dollars.

YAY!

Next stop, multitap and 4 extra controllers.

Friday, April 22, 2005

canopenno: I just posted knucklehead convo
Misfits62389: oh
Misfits62389: you sound like a knuckle head
canopenno: do you know how many people a day do that to me?
canopenno: Im not gonna be straite with anyone who says, "who are you" in the opening
Misfits62389: lol
canopenno: would you?
Misfits62389: so youre going to be ghei with them?
canopenno: no, Im always saying Im different people...
canopenno: I used to be the boogy man
canopenno: when they ask
canopenno: LOL
canopenno: but that got boring
Misfits62389: lol
sucrazzyfan01: hey
sucrazzyfan01: hey
sucrazzyfan01: who r u
sucrazzyfan01: talk 2 me
canopenno: its a mystery, no?
canopenno: Im paris hilton
sucrazzyfan01: no
canopenno: um...the new pope?
sucrazzyfan01: stop
canopenno: where did you get my SN
sucrazzyfan01: plzz
sucrazzyfan01: who r u r u a computer
canopenno: nope Im not a computer...but If I was one I would be....the computer that wore tennis shoes
canopenno: no
canopenno: maybe the one from 2001
sucrazzyfan01: then wat is ur name
canopenno: Im not a computer
canopenno: where did you get my SN
sucrazzyfan01: who r u then
canopenno: I answered 1 of your questions
canopenno: quid pro quo
sucrazzyfan01: u cant talk 2 me if i block u
canopenno: I think you may be flattering yourself...

sucrazzyfan01's warning level increased to 40%

LOL
You know what I really really really hate? More than anything?

Laugh Tracks.

What an insult to the viewers intelligence they are. "They dont know when to laugh by themselves...lets give them some encouragement."

Next time your laughing your butt off at some stupid sitcom, please take note if there is a laugh track. If there isnt, fine. If there is...You are an easily manipulated, brainwashed TV zombie.

Some shows Ive noticed laugh tracks on recently:

That 70's Show
Everybody Loves Raymond
Some (not all) episodes of The Flintstones

Keep your ears open and if you do find a laughtrack get up and turn the channel.

Dont let them control you. Resist my brethren. Resist.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Ive been sort of a downer lately. Its all hate hate hate, woe woe woe. I thought Id take some time today, be positive and talk about some things I like.

Video games are awesome. Esp N....


Well I was gonna make this nice post about things I like and am happy about but I no longer have time.

Man! Im trying to be happy here!

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

I hate being the lotus notes admin.

#1 Its a full time job by itself. Forget for a minute that Im doing application, LAN, hardware, printer, and telecom support too.

#2 The fucking mail router pisses me off, its always caching information so that when I make changes they dont work until the mail router has been reset. Which I dont have rights todo. I have to either get ahold of someone in columbus or the Network Analysts.

#3 Sometimes I have to be mail admin for our sister site and the servers over there dont "act" the same as the ones here. Let alone the fact that the workstation setups of notes are completely different there.

#4 The "second line" notes support people rarely help me or get back to me in an expedient manner. So if theres something I dont know how todo then I have to figure it out. And let me tell you Ive had about 8 hours of training and it pretty much covered new users, name changes and terminations. Nothing else. Additionally please refer to number 1.

Ok thats my rant for the day.
BTW. HAPPY 4/20

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Tell me if you heard this one. Its just like corporate America.

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel'd from the sabre stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred.

Monday, April 18, 2005

Hey. No time. All my rainbows are gone. There is no hope.

I have this picture from last summer of my sister in laws car crash.



Yeah. That pretty much sums up how I feel.

There is an upside, look at how green it is in MN in the summer.

Sigh.

Friday, April 15, 2005

Last night was Melissa's elementary school program(Shes 8).

In general I hate school programs, always have, even when I was in them.

But I went. :^P

The piece she was in was called "Lighten Up" and it was a musical medly with some jokes stuffed into the side.

About the only one I laughed at was:

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?

...A headbanger.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

Last night I was drafted to goto Dairy Queen.

While sitting in the GIANT line to get my wife's ice cream I noticed:

SHAKE FLAVORS
Chocolate Vanilla Strawberry
Banana Marshmellow Butterscotch


So I asked, "Is it true I can get a butterscotch shake?"
They replied, "If you want one?"

So thats what I got, a large butterscotch shake....

It was good too. Next time Im getting either marshmellow or banana.

Im all about experiencing new things.(when it comes to ice cream at least.)

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Arg!

All I want to do is buy a video game.

And I cant.

Because no place between here and Minneapolis/St Paul has it in stock and its been discontinued about everywhere. I guess because its a game from 2003.

I guess Im just going to have to order it from the internet. I hate doing that though because then I have to wait to get it in my hot little hands.

I know this post is lame but its what I had on my mind for the last 3 days.

Monday, April 11, 2005

Did all you bloggers know today is "write your memoirs day"?

Yeah. I heard it on the radio.

Today I am going to spend hundreds of dollars (Just so I can look back on this in 50 years and say, "yeah, that was when you could actually buy something for hundreds of dollars.")

Heres the breakdown:

Bills $500
NBA Jams 2004 29.99
4x4x3 trough
tomato cages
4 tomato plants
potting soil
phosphorous fertilizer

Im going to make a small tomato garden and put it on my porch. With my porch all nice and plastic'ed its been staying about 55-75 in there. So I figure I'll be able to plant my 4 tomato plants and extend the Minnesota growing season by at least 2 months. Hopefully Ill be able to get the tomatoes to live and bear fruit indefinitely.

Did you know tomatoes are perennials? Me neither. (good thing I checked my botany book).

Friday, April 08, 2005

I would profile another one of my friends but he has a problem with his insanity where if you mention it he gets ragingly pissed.

Instead.

Heres some satellite imagery of where I live.

Google Maps

Terra Server Zoomed Out

And heres a zoom in of my house. Its not quite at the pushy pin...A little left. Also from terra server.

Thursday, April 07, 2005

I started thinking that I could profile my friends insanities.

Yesterday it was John and his obsession with the end of the world.

Today will be Devan Thoe and his belief that EVERYTHING is a Chinese plot to take over the United States...

For Instance:

Chinese restaurants (I tried to tell him the ones here in town are run by Koreans but he just says, "I cant tell a Korean from a Chinamen...What are you talking about?")

Dragon Ball Z(once again I tried to tell him, its not even Chinese. He doesn't buy it)

The Iraq "war"-He thinks that China somehow has tricked GWB into sending forces into the middle east to weaken our national borders for their "secret invasion".

Personally I think hes a paranoid delusional.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

My friend John Harrington is obsessed with the end of the world.

No matter what is going on he relates it to the end.

"the remote viewers cant see past 2012 man!"

"the big asteroids gonna hit in sept. man!"

His latest prediction?

"now that the pope is dead the shit is really gonna hit the fan!"

I dont buy any end of the world predictions...

Do you?

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

I made my wife cry yesterday because she spent 170 dollars on a gforce 5500 fx card for my birthday.

That is just a rip off. I tried to tell her the best buy salesmen took advantage of her and I love her very much and its not her fault.

But she just cried.

in other news, sometimes, I like to post links to origami and paper models so here's one now.

Spaceships/misc spacey folds

Monday, April 04, 2005

Today is my birthday.

Big woop.

Anyone want to guess my age?

Friday, April 01, 2005

Well, I havent said anything about my wedding and honeymoon.

Everything went really well, the ceremony was good. The VERY FEW guests were very good. The dancing (what little of it there was, was good. The food-good, the honeymoon....

heh

Very good.

I have this here picture of me looking like an android.