10 Reasons I am Nerdier than You:

1. My job is nerdier than yours.
2. I was in the chess club.
3. I Play RPG's, about once a month
4. I never went to prom, homecoming or any other high school dance, the girls all wanted to go with football players.
5. I know the meaning of the word Thaco
6. I bake from scratch (hold your snide comments)
7. I wear clothes to cover my nakedness, no other reason.
8. I have arguments with people that blood is never blue, even when its depleted of oxygen. FOR FUN!(mostly)
9. I was up until 2 AM playing video games last night
10. Have you seen my haircut?

My cleric is now level 3, consider this your bonus nerdyness.

Well, Dungeons and Dragons Online is about the awesomest(is that a word?) game I ever played. And Ive played some pretty awesome games in my time, lemme tell you.

I wasted away about 40 hours on it over the weekend and it totally was not enough. THe preorder is extended through 3-5 (Next Monday)so I can just keep on playing until then without buying the full version.

Which I am totally going to do.

Im hooked on Being a Cleric named Anabelle Crabople. So far, Level 2.3. Tee hee hee.

Chad, I only started playing ADD online because I had a ten dollar gift cert for best buy and the only thing there for 10 bucks was the ADD preorder. So I got it for free. And then got hooked on it. Thats why Im not playing WOW with you...I couldnt play the beta and the preorder for free.

And tomorrow the preorder play session starts runs until March 3 as far as I gather. Im trying to take manana off so I can really ADD my brains out. Ill have to break down and join some party but oh well.

I hope my boss lets me stay home. Ive had a really rough week.

Blood is never blue! I have been having this argument with people in the northern plains for years. They are actually taught, in schools mind you, that blood turns blue when it is deprived of oxygen. And that it only turns red again when it is infused with oxygen from the air or your lungs.

This is not true. They might as well be teaching that the world is flat. Ugh! Its infuriating me right now while I write about it.

Where would one get the idea that their flesh was blue? I haven't the foggiest. Its counter to logic, common sense and science.

I tell them, "when you have blood drawn out, there is a vacuum in the syringe, that's what causes your blood to be "sucked" out of your arm. There is no air in a vacuum, by definition. AND ITS STILL RED IN THERE!!!"

Yet they still insist, "Blood is blue when it is deprived of oxygen."

"IRON IS RED! IRON IS RED! YOUR BLOOD IS MADE OF IRON! YOU MORONS! IT IS ALWAYS RED!!!"

Still they disbelieve.

I show them web page after web page on the internet, telling them, "blood is never blue". They reply with "you can find anything you want to find on the internet, that doesn't prove anything". (heres the usual page I show them http://www.people.virginia.edu/~rjh9u/blueblud.html )

OOOOO the ignorance of the human race disgusts me.

I dont know why my wife feels the need to chat up the most intimate details of our sex life with her buddy Missy Pies. I mean Im sorta flattered hearing from other women how wonderful I am in bed and all but it gets pretty old after 3 hours of having her for company.

How annoying.

Weekend Recap:

Bought Red Dead Revolver for PS2, it was 19 dollars at walmart and that game is pretty sweet, if you ever played it.

Baked a banana cake from scratch. Turned out yummy.

Froze my butt off on my cold porch, My little heater out there overloaded its electrical cord so I had to replace it with an even littler heater.

Played the last 2 days of the D&D online beta, once again pretty sweet, I already preordered the game...Now I just need to come up with a hundred bucks for the full release when it hits shelves Feb 28. Additionally I cant wait until the preorder launch Feb 24th.

Ive been downloading a lot of They Might Be Giants, I would be interested if you have any MP3's, ESPECIALLY ROBOT PARADE, I would be extremely interested in getting a copy. Ill send Atlantic a couple bucks if you want me too.

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canopenner1: Yes, and Im the king of england

I want to smash everything!

SMASH! SMASH!

KILL! MURDER! DESTROY!

ARGHHHHH!

MURDER! MURDER! MURDER!

Ok Im done

I lost all the feeling in my left hand last night, for about 15 minutes all it did was tingle. I don't know why, I didn't hit it or anything.

I looked it up on the internet while it was going on and it said I should seek medical attention immediately, well faithful readers, you know I didnt do that.

I guess it can be a sign of stroke.

So in that case I think I blew out the part of my brain that gives a shit.

Fuck this im out.

Well, Im feeling a bit better today, good thing too. I didnt get done with enough work yesterday. I was slacking cause I was sick. My nose is clearing today, and the nasty, "I wanna die" feeling seems to have subsided.

Now I have to bust my ass to catch up.

Wish me luck.

Oh, what a weekend!

And I dont mean that in a positive way. I got my super duper coffee pot, it works great, I like the espressos, I like the normal coffee I get out of it with my grinder. MMMM YUM.

That part was great. And hardly anyone showed up for my mother in laws party. Score there too.

The bad part? This guy comes to my door, starts talking about this other appartment my landlords own down the way. Running tons of water out its living room cieling. I went and looked and holy crap if it wasnt niagra falls over there. It looks to me as tho the entre must be flooded from it, because water was beginning to pool on the downstairs floor.

Great. Called Landlords...Nothing...Wait an hour...Walk over there again...Still looks like atlantis in there...I called the water company, water company said I should call the cops. Great! I hate cops. I call the cops.

Yesterday morning it looked like a cleaning van was there so it must be all taken care of. I dont know why I care but I just had to stop the senseless destruction.

Ugh.

Then yesterday I ended up sick. Sniffles. Still sick today. Ugh...Getting worse it seems. I have to goto the potty now.

Well, If I was on the LOST island I would murder sawyer. Easy peasy.

Im not gonna be in tomorrow,Im taking the day off for some last minute preparations for a visit from my mother-in-law. She is coming for the weekend,actually to have a party she made plans for at my house. Yeah. She has invited my sister-in-law, my wifes aunt, and some other people to my house for a spaghetti meatball dinner.

I would say, hey, what a rude "f'n b", but then Id just feel bad about it.

Oh crap I already do.

In other news Im also planning on buying a new coffee maker for my wife, I broked her old one :^(, by accident of course. So Im buying this slicker one that makes capiccino, expresso, lattes and 10 cups of coffee. Ill get a grinder.

Isnt a backpay check fun?

Me (at 6:50 AM):HMMMMMM, the alarm clock isnt going off.
Me (at 7:01): Still no alarm...HMMM
Me (at 7:10): Well I guess Ill go wake up the kids, lets look and see whats wrong with this alarm first.
Me: oh mystery solved. Its set for 9:00.
Wife (waking up out of nowhere):OH IM SO SORRY! IM SORRY! I RESET IT YESTERDAY! IM SORRY! IM SORRY!
ME:Honey, its ok...I got up at the right time anyway.
Wife: IM SORRY! IM SORRY!
Me: Honey, go back to sleep. You obviously dont know whats going on. Which is everyone getting up on time. I love you. Sleep.
Wife:IM SORRY! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Ive been thinking about making a new about page...Like the old one I used to have on the free subdomain that one guy gave me before it went away...

I suppose I could just put up the old one but it has some issues with SP 2 blocking the JavaScript that lights up the pictures and flips through the pages.

Ill be sure to give it more thought.

In other news I wanted to point out that United States foreign policy doesnt create more terrorists...Its been Danish Cartoons all this time.

Or maybe its the Muslim culture itself.

HMMMMM.

Over the weekend.

I cut a door with my friend Gregg.

I tried to do my taxes but my wife didnt change her social security card to her new name so scratch that.

I watched 5 hours of that A-E show "Rollergirls". Those girls arent really as trashy as I thought they would be, but I still liked it and they were pretty trashy. I have my legue favorites but Ill keep that to myself to avoid the ridicule of my peers.

Im in a pretty good mood today. How did that happen?

Have a good monday.

I lost my cell phone.

If you see it please return it to me.

That is all.

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Ive been playing the Quake 4.

Its pretty sweet.

I like it when Im turned into a murderous space aliem from outside space.

It makes you walk faster.