Wednesday, March 31, 2004

I am getting sick and tired of my GF's hours at work.

3-11
7-11
3-11
7-11

Its drivng me nuts. I am so sick of making dinner, Helping with homework, listening to reading and breaking up fights. I mean I knew that was all part of the gig and all but geez every night for 2 weeks (with 1 exception) and Im about ready to murder the next 2 kids I catch fighting.

Its not like I dont work a full time job to boot. I need some Robert time ALONE! Alone I tell you! Alone.

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Sonic the Hedgehog

I think you need a pretty fast machine to run it. I tryed using my off the shelf 933 Mhz Celeron with 128 MB of ram and it worked but choppily.

If you like Sonic(another back in the day fav) then check it out.

Otherwise Im spreading the windows XP-ness(Say it loud and proud "X-Pness") around the balance forward dept. Nothing exciting.

My fellow helpdesker Ginny said she would buy me lunch tho! Yay! FREE LUNCH! (cant beat that)

Monday, March 29, 2004

Canopenner says:
but with sod and a queen I will feed them other bugs
Canopenner says:
and they can forage
Madchatthew says:
i thought you would just put food scraps in there or something
Madchatthew says:
cool
Canopenner says:
other bugs will be sweet
Canopenner says:
then my ant cam will RULE the internet
Canopenner says:
I will get lotsa hits on that shit
Madchatthew says:
yeah...that would be pretty cool
Madchatthew says:
i am jealous now, I will have to find something to have a cam for
Canopenner says:
sex cam man thats the way to go
Canopenner says:
LOL
Madchatthew says:
LOL
Madchatthew says:
yeah right
Madchatthew says:
i am sure holly would appreciate that
Madchatthew says:
we would get tons of hits a day though
Madchatthew says:
then i could start charging a dollar a time for people to watch
Madchatthew says:
LOL
Madchatthew says:
i'll make that few million in a couple of weeks
Canopenner says:
yeah
Canopenner says:
you can distribute spyware too for extra cash
Madchatthew says:
yeah...i am sure holly would go for it
Canopenner says:
distribute spyware
Canopenner says:
I kill me
So this morning I have to get a headstart on imaging the production machines with windows XP.

FUN!

Had a pretty laid back weekend. Spent yesterday playing the sims (I hadn't played it in quite awhile) and watching the boob toob.

God Im so boring.

ZZZZZZZZZZ

Saturday, March 27, 2004

DHTML Lemmings


Ever play lemmings back in the day?

I had an atari st that ran it. Good times.

Friday, March 26, 2004

Schwan's Order:

2 Packages Sausage/Pepperoni Burrique
3 Packages Perogis
1 Tub Peaches and Cream Sherbert/Ice Cream (Dont ask me the GF likes it.)
1 Package Cheesey Tator Tots
1 Package Tiger Shrimp

I love schwan's they simplify my life so.

Thursday, March 25, 2004

ESP GAME

This game hurts my head sometimes...

Sometimes.
Email from receptionist:

***REMINDER: Tomorrow is FREE Jean Day!***

Email from me to receptionist:

So if i wear normal work clothes can I get alittle extra money from the company?
Like 2 dollars or whatever they usually charge?
Margot Quan Knight

Gross?
Or brilliant?
I am getting a new neighbor today at work. The guy who used to sit directly behind me was fired. And I must say I haven't really missed him. And today his replacement moves in. The plus side is she is very nice and the only thing I foresee is her possibly having a problem with my ever present gas.

Maybe she will buy me some beano.
I was pukin' sick all day yesterday.

Im feeling alot better today tho. Actually I became ravenously hungry at about 9PM other than that all I did was lay in bed and sleep with a dash of moaning and groaning.

Since Im feeling better today I think Im gonna buy the GF lunch. I think we are going to have walleye sandwiches. Should be yummy.

Other than that I dont have anything interesting to say. Which is pretty much par for the course on my blog. :^P

MMMMM Sandwich

Monday, March 22, 2004

Urg. Some people. So im about to sit down to dinner and Im checking the caller ID and I see "Brainerd Public Schools". So I wonder which kid had their school calling ('Cause we have kids in 3 different schools). I call the number, fully expecting to get voicemail and then know which school it was and thereby what kid it was about, then I can question that kid. Instead this is what happens.

-Ring-Ring-Ring-50 Rings-

Me:HMMM, what kind of losers dont have voicemail? There must be voicemail.

-Ring-Ring-

Linda Soap:Hello?

Me(befuttled at not recieving voicemail):Oh I think I have the wrong number.

Linda Soap:Have you been calling here alot?!?!

Me: What? no?

Linda Soap:How do you know its the wrong number?!?!

Me: Huh? Um...

Linda Soap(interupting me):You just hear my voice and...

Me(interupting her):Actually I was trying to call Brainerd Public Schools and I expected to get voicemail but...

Linda Soap:Oh well someone from here mighta called there earlier today. Do you have students here?

Me(now totally ruffled):Yeah four. Can I get your name?

Linda Soap(now totally ruffled):er...um...Im Linda Soap I just happened to be here and the phone was ringing and ringing so I picked it up. I dont think the machine is answering. I can leave a message for the secretary if you want?

Me(now completely exasperated): No dont worry about it.

-Click-

I was going to call the number 2morrow and complain. But after writing all this I feel allittle better about it. Especially when I think that maybe just maybe somebody might goggle Linda Soap someday, Or goggle Brainerd Public Schools.

Ugh. Some people.
TV Themes .WAV Files

Laughed my ass off all morning listening to themes from Knight Rider and Perry Mason. LOL. I never see these shows on TV anymore.

Especially Perry Mason. I loved that show when I was a kid. I wonder If I could download the episodes off P2P?

Sunday, March 21, 2004

Vanilla

In honor of the Vernal Equinox

Friday, March 19, 2004

So I went to see The Passion of the Christ last night. And let me start by saying that the guy eating popcorn behind me made it extremely hard for me to be a good christian throughout the whole movie. (crunch crunch crunch, burp)

There were a few things about the movie I didn't like:

-All the miracles were downplayed. Obviously they were happening but there was no meat to any of them. If I hadn't known of them before hand I would have completely missed at least half of them.

-I hated that Satan he/she and dont really understand why he/she was lurking around throughout the whole movie. I mean isn't the presence of the almighty supposed to be like scourging pain unto satan?

-Judas. I hated the way they handled Judas's guilt. See they had him condemned by God from the moment he sold Jesus out. I dont agree. I believe that Judas had his role to play and it was a part of "the plan" and all that. I mean yeah I think people should feel guilty for betraying the one true God (who also just happens to be one of your best buddies). But I dont think a horde of demons throwing rocks at you will be the result.

-Positioning of the nails. How many times do I have to complain to motion picture companies about how a nail through your palm will not hold you to the cross. Its got to go in at the wrist, otherwise you will just be hammering a new set in when the guys hands rip out and hes fallen in the dirt.

Other than those things I thought it was a pretty good flick. I didn't have a problem with the gore for the most part (and theres plenty of it). But I will admit I winced when He caught that cat-o-nine in the eye during the flagelation.

I dont really get why people are saying its so antisemetic. I mean its the same rep the jews have had to suffer with for the past 2000. And the film portrays Jesus and his disciples as Jews as well so all those anti-antisemites should just stfu and get over it. The jews crucified Christ. That is a well established fact. The romans might have done the actual work but it was the Pharisee who made the call.

Well Im going to break some bread and eat some lunch now.

Thursday, March 18, 2004

I realized this morning that I had nothing to say. Also I dont have much time. So instead why not see whats happening in Iraq from the people who are there?

dear_raed

Back to iraq

Healing Iraq

Bagdad Burning

Additionally most of those people link to other Iraqi Blogs/sites.

Tuesday, March 16, 2004

I dont usually post about political crapola because I have better things to do with my life than analyze the government. I try to turn out on election day and vote for the guys I like to win(I dont always make it tho, bad me). I have to admit I dont mind the current executive branch. I certainly wouldn't vote for someone married to Tipper Gore, but the state I live in did.

All my life Ive been hearing scuttle about secret societies and the knights of the templar and the illuminati and blah blah blah...But it is a fact there really are secret societies (as absurd as that sounds to any rationally thinking human being).

Now whether or not they actually control the government and are bent on world domination remains to be seen. I do have to say there is some compelling evidence of the prior, or at least them holding influence over the government.

Heres the link to interviews where both canadates(most likely future canadate) admit to membership in the secret society:

Video interviews

And heres some background on the society(I think you might actually have to buy a book or two to get the whole story):

Skull & Bones: The Secret Society That Unites John Kerry and President Bush

Summing up...

Secret Societies:Yes
Bigfoot:No
Lock Ness Monster:No
UFO's:Yes
and the jury is still out on the chupacabra. :^P
My girlfriend set the alarm this morning for 3:45 PM instead of 3:45 AM. Consequently I was 4 hours late for work.

So now Im 4 hours behind and I need to answer fones all day. Looks like ill either be working on saturday or staying late.

Im pretty upset with the GF about it. However she was balling when I went to work at 8 so I tried to be nice to her beforeI left.(In between the bitching)

:^(

Monday, March 15, 2004

I think I have read this book at least 5 times...Its only like 90 pages so thats like reading a normal book once right?

The Screwtape Letters

Additionally mad-props to Voidspace for having that awesome book download section. That dude is cool. Hopefully he will yell at me for leeching his crap. Then I could let him know in person how cool that is. or by email anyway.

I dunno that place kinda struck me as something along the lines of a toned down totse and I wouldn't have a problem leeching from them. But they wouldn't have the screwtape letters there and so I guess I identify closer with Voidspace guy.

Anyway thanks Voidspace.
The future is forsaken.

Grade 7 Geography
I watched stupid zombie movies all weekend. I tell you I never saw so many able bodied people get chewed up by barely ambulatory, drolling and moaning hominids. I mean come-on people, I could waste 50 of those things with a baseball bat. And alot of those fools on television had automatic weapons. If a comet ever sprays the earth with zombie debris, or the governments let out some zombifying virus, or hell itself is full, then Im going to be out in the street making like Babe Ruth. Worse case scenerio I might have to lock my door and put alittle furniture in front of the window. But I really really really dont think it would be the end of the world as we know it.

Quite frankly I find "The Birds" a bit more horrifying(as sad as that is). That being said I think the new zombie movie they are drumming up publicity for will mostly be about as scarey as the mold growing on my bathroom ceiling. Come to think of it the mold on my bathroom ceiling might be hazardous to infants, the elderly or asmatics. So if you guys fit in those catagories you better not come over.

:^p

Zombie simulator


Sunday, March 14, 2004

Coupon Form

Dont forget to order your free KY warming gel sample.

Friday, March 12, 2004

I need some people to goto warped tour with me. The date is july 25th at the metrodome.

Tickets are 27 bucks, not to shabby a deal, Hopefully some people who live near me will be volunteering.


Does anybody out there ever listen to The Irish Rovers? I love The Irish Rovers. If youve never heard them then go out there and pirate some of their songs right now. I dont think they are at all affiliated with the RIAA. Heh.

Well I had to do an audit of the recording system on the 66 block this morning and it turned into way to big a pain during business hours. So I figure Ill come back at 4 AM on tues and use the sniffer and the toner and that should go alot smoother. :^) I bet nobody knows what Im talking but at least Im talking. :^P

Anyway Ill leave you with the lyrics to my favporite Irish Rovers Song. I love it cause I lived it my father was a protestant and my mother was catholic. However mother prevailed and I was raised a catholic. THANKS ALOT MOM. I have to go nurse my ever present guilt now.

Chorus:
Oh, it is the biggest mix-up that you have ever seen.
My father, he was Orange and me mother, she was green.

Verse 1:
My father was an Ulster man, proud Protestant was he.
My mother was a Catholic girl, from county Cork was she.
They were married in two churches, lived happily enough,
Until the day that I was born and things got rather tough.

Chorus:

Verse 2:
Baptized by Father Riley, I was rushed away by car,
To be made a little Orangeman, my father's shining star.
I was christened "David Anthony," but still, inspite of that,
To me father, I was William, while my mother called me Pat.

Chorus:

Verse 3:
With Mother every Sunday, to Mass I'd proudly stroll.
Then after that, the Orange lodge would try to save my soul.
For both sides tried to claim me, but i was smart because
I'd play the flute or play the harp, depending where I was.

Chorus:

Verse 4:
Now when I'd sing those rebel songs, much to me mother's joy,
Me father would jump up and say, "Look here would you me boy.
That's quite enough of that lot", he'd then toss me a coin
And he'd have me sing the Orange Flute or the Heros of The Boyne

Chorus:

Verse 5:
One day me Ma's relations came round to visit me.
Just as my father's kinfolk were all sitting down to tea.
We tried to smooth things over, but they all began to fight.
And me, being strictly neutral, I bashed everyone in sight.

Chorus:

Verse 6:
My parents never could agree about my type of school.
My learning was all done at home, that's why I'm such a fool.
They've both passed on, God rest 'em, but left me caught between
That awful color problem of the Orange and the Green.

Double Chorus:


Heh. Go download. If I could hit my subdomain from work Id post it for you. However I cant so I wont. Maybe later. But anyway this song kills me.

In other news I get free lunch today from the education dept. They must want something.

Thursday, March 11, 2004

Well I was a big hit with the children yesterday because the girl scout cookies came. I got 2 boxes of shortbreads, 2 boxes of thin mints and 2 boxes of those peanut butters. I ate about half a box of peanut butters last night before bed.

I know thats an inane post but its all yer getting this morning.

I have a bunch of work to do :^(

Wednesday, March 10, 2004

40 degrees today! Hooray! Spring is coming! I cant wait. I hate winter. I hate the wind on my ears. I hate slipping on the ice. I hate the cold draft that seeps in from the windows. I hate the 250 dollar gas bill. I hate turning down the heat when someone else has turned it up. I hate finding hats/mittens/snowpants for children who have carelessly lost them. I hate the snow getting in the tops of my shoes. I hate the crunchy sounds it makes when you walk on it. I hate leaving for work in the dark and coming home from work in the dark. I hate snowmobiles driving through my yard and in my street at all hours of the day.

I love the warm breeze when winter is changing to spring. I love the birds returning. I love flying kites in that warm breeze. I love camping for days on end without seeing anyone outside of my family. I love a lazy tube down a pristine backwoods river. I love bonfires. I love playing paintball with the sweat pouring off my body. I love bar-b-q's. I love sitting in the freshly mowed grass. I love watching a thousand frogs scatter before me on a path that goes nowhere. I love surprising a few deer on that same path but not with my car. I love having a nice leisurely smoke on a summer evening while watching the sunset.

I dont love the punk ass neighbor kids drinking on the corner :^( But I guess it cant be all good.

Tuesday, March 09, 2004

So I was playing Canasta with my GF last night and she was complaining that her hand really stunk. Which made me think. So I commented to her.

Me: "How do you know your hand really stinks?"
Her: "What do you mean? Im looking at it."
Me: "How do you know anything you see is real? I mean just because you percieve something doesn't necessarily make it real."
Her: "Shut up, your crazy."
Me: "OK"

But how does anybody know anything is real? I have no proof that any of this is real? Do you?

I didn't think so :^(

My girlfriend beat me in that game of canasta too. So apparently her bad hand was not real. I wonder how many other things that we all bank on are not real either.

Monday, March 08, 2004

This is an email I got from someone in my building. I find it pretty damn amusing!


I know there are those who will not be overly excited by this offer, but....

Help yourself to the 8th Continent chocolate soy milk in the fridge... I purchased two containers and am not going to be able to consume it all before the expiration date.

It's really good -- honest!


LOL



I dont feel like posting so go home and smash your TV. You will be a better person for it.

:^)

Im rather upset that my gradient bar doesn't work in netscape 7...

:(

I was looking around and couldn't find a compatible script that would work in either IE or netscape but never found one....I wonder if anyonw out there knows hows I can be 100% cross browser compatable.

On the up side at least all the netscape users see is a big space between my posts :^/

Saturday, March 06, 2004

Image Display

Mars worm?

Friday, March 05, 2004

Staying home with sick kids blows. I mean not only are they whinier than normal but they cough all over you and end up making you sick too.

Not only that, when you come back to work your a day behind and have no idea whats been done or what needs done :(

Next time im just making them goto school. Less headache for yours truely.

Sorry, dont have alot to say today other than bitching about being behind. I hate being behind.

Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Due to the prevelence of the Bagle.j virus I was asked to be very available by my management today. As part of that directive I walked to about 350 peoples desks this morning. While chanting my new mantra.

"Be careful for viruses.
Lookout! the viruses are out to get you.
You are our last line of defense against viruses.
The thought of viruses should be formost in your mind!"

I think I got made fun of more than listened to, and a few people ask if they could trade me jobs(inciting my laughter), but all in all I think it was a successful campaign of virus education and the spead of virus paranoia.

So far Ive had 2 people tell me they were infected when they were not. I must be doing something right.

0 infections so far! Ill keep you guys updated on the casualties.

Monday, March 01, 2004

Ok...Just to start lemme say that I dont usually watch let alone talk about TV shows. I sit at my computer and kinda half watch whatever my GF has on at the time.

Well tonight she watched: The Average Joe 2:Regular guy gets screwed over in Hawaii

I wanna continue by saying that anyone who appears on a reality TV show is a complete moron, willing to be humiliated and exploited on national telivision, whether its Trading Spaces, Fear Factor, The Real World, American Idol, any of those "dating shows" or Marry a Whatever or whatever. I dont know why this isn't a well accepted thought.

So anyway fast fwd through the first like 10 years of the show that Ive sat through every monday- ahem yeah while using my computer- and its down to 2 guys:

1. The Average Joe Bracket Winner
2. The Underware Model Bracket Winner

So Im half watching the last show and blah blah blah,yadda yadda yadda, both guys profess their love. They both go on dates in their hometowns...Blah Blah...And the average guy is totally "outperfoming" the underware model, Hes always saying the right things, he frenched the chick in the middle of wriggley field and was obviously 100% completely devoted to her and completely anamored. Meanwhile the underware model is like "yeah ok sure" while fumbling through his date.

So of course the chick picks the underware model. Im not surprised, its no secret that prom queens date jocks. I dont know why it bothers me to see it on national TV. Afterall I went to high school (at least I was supposed to goto high school.)

But its what happened after she picked the guy that cracked me up.

So underware model and beauty chick go on their little dream vacation thing. Where she decides to tell him the DARK, HIDDEN, TRUTH about her past.

She dated Fabio.

OMG the guy flips. Their relationship is over. Hes walking.

I had to just die laughing at the chick for putting herself in such a perdicament. What an bafoon. I mean when something as huge as having dated fabio is in your past you gotta pick a man who will stand by you.

;^)